
Welcome to the Meeting Buffet, a carefully curated menu of time slots ranging from “barely enough to say hi” to “why did I agree to this?”
Each length says something deep and possibly unflattering about both of us.
Whether you’re the 5-minute assassin who treats meetings like drive-bys, or the 5-hour philosopher who craves pain and PowerPoints, your choice here will reveal everything I need to know about your personality, priorities, and coping mechanisms.
Fun fact: every decision you’ve ever made has led to this moment — booking a meeting.
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